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THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

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politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.61/5

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Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am
LOL... 5o funny


MYSTERY SOLVED -




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




FORREST WAS WRONG - Life is more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


TAGS: forrest gump life like jalapenos
Rating: 4.83/5

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Anonymous2 - February 10, 2011, 5:03 pm
You've apparently never had spicy chocolate candies before...
tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:08 pm
So true... that's foresight though, isn't it?


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




LISTENING - sometimes mommies are right


TAGS: fork nose injuries
Rating: 3.52/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:53 am
mommy told him to use a fork... b****


CREATIONISTS -


TAGS: dinosaur bones fossil your mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2014, 7:26 pm

no
EmilioDumphque - June 27, 2014, 10:43 am
So..God is intentionally screwing with our heads to trick us into hell? What a ***k!
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Feel free to PM me then if you want to carry on this topic and not have the mods skin both of our hides.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:33 am
BTW, sorry to Reality Lord for hijacking his mot over this discussion that could probably still go on several messages and not fully cover every aspect of the variation in creations theories.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:31 am
That would, to some extent, explain the Cain/Land of Nod quandry in Genesis, after Abel's murder.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:29 am
Since there aren't living relics, some say that species have just changed slowly over time, since there haven't been full skeletons found that explain evolution, and others say that evolution worked, and then God came in during it and gave humans souls.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:27 am
As to the old views on evolution, that's where some break away and some don't. Some argue that the Creator left in place ways for species to change over time including evolution, while some say what scientists are calling evolution is just genetic drift.
Anonymous2 - September 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Yes and no. Literal reading of Noah's flood is still kept, but since Abraham & Sarah were leaving Ur of the Chaldeans around the time of Hammurabi, and Abraham was several generations away from Noah, a prehistoric flood isn't out of the question.
matt28 - September 22, 2010, 6:38 pm
But all that covers is the debate of the age of the universe... So are the old views on evolution or a literal reading of Noah's Flood still kept?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:33 pm
Older creationists didn't have the mathematical formulas necessary, so they took the chapters in Genesis as literal 6 days, when several other places time is symbolic (day is as a thousand years and thousand year as a day, y'know).
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:31 pm
Now, taking into account that with an ever-expanding universe, viewing time from outside, it's exponential. Factoring in the growth, 6 observed days outside time relates to about 15-20 billion years inside time.
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:29 pm
Okay, matt28, I'll try. "Modern" creationists observe that if the Creator could create time & space, said Creator would be observing time from outside, not inside space-time. So from the origin, space continually expands.
matt28 - September 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
Just out of curiosity - and this is not meant to be a baited question - can someone explain the difference between 'modern' creationists and the other kind? Because every creationist I've known has been a full-bore "dinos on the Ark"-type creationist.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:21 am
Good s****** up. I'll just refrain from voting, since I normally 1 bomb anti-religious posters. Modern creationists don't find evolution and creationism to be that far apart.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:04 am

the captions found in my poster do not necessarily reflect my personal beliefs. its just humor. ( can you see me s****** up to get a 5L from god boy there?)
Anonymous2 - September 19, 2010, 11:09 pm
*sigh* Not all of us creationists believe that.
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:12 pm
My, what large herbivorous teeth you have. Just the thing for munching on melons in the Garden of Eden.


DYSLEXIA -


TAGS: sammich diagnosis
Rating: 3.48/5

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BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:21 am
I've tried to talk to her Roadki11uk, but she said she would have some VooDoo spell put on me...
Roadki11uk - October 23, 2009, 5:49 am
That's a perfect sandwich... though maybe a little too much bread.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 3:58 pm
Sean...I only get mad at her when she does dress in the morning *psst, it's a old hippie thing...till she discovered Versace, Gucci and what ever the hell else she wares to all those save this and save that thingies*
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:49 pm
Nice one. =)
MO - October 20, 2009, 6:15 pm
Hamsome!! Simply hamsome Bone!!! And MWLF FTW!!! 5...um, michsam's?
BoneCD - October 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
Good one MWLF...and thanks guys
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2009, 3:33 pm
At least she made you a wichsand!
Sean - October 20, 2009, 3:08 pm
Do you let her dress herself in the morning? How about if yer mad at her, then?
giulio - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Nice post and... wife! 5L!
todd snyder - October 20, 2009, 2:55 pm
Never thought of it that way - 5 lions for thinking outside the box
aerofiend - October 20, 2009, 2:53 pm
Doesn't mean she's wrong.


SANOSUKE SAGARA - I think Cloud's Buster sword just got out-bigged...




DINOSAURS - Now we know why.




CURIOSITY - Sometimes nosy people get what they deserve.




DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

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boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




CAMOOOFLAGE -


TAGS: rub his nose in it
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:57 pm
Dayam. The old stuff was s-o-o-o-o good.


CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.


TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
lol


HARRY DRESDEN - Apparently more awesome than Max Payne.




BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


NOW THAT... - is more like it.


TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're f***in' annoying. screw off, dude.


DEEP THOUGHTS TO PONDER - Does a dyslexic agnostic lay in bed all night wondering if there really is a Dog ?


TAGS: dyslexic agnostic dog wonder bed
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:42 am
ROFL!!


AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


CREATIONISM - Seriously people, only a hillbilly believes in this


TAGS: creationism religion jesus dinosaur
Rating: 1.96/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:24 am
1 lion, Deliberate slams on anything without even an attempt to be amusing. Also, a distinct lack of bewbs.


BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!


TAGS: ph**oshopped galapagos volcanos lagoons nice
Rating: 4.71/5

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SethMythrax - July 20, 2012, 7:25 pm
those are my initials. I do that to all my pics, sorry......
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:10 pm
Sorry to nitpick, Seth, but I've just been on Google Earth, and those three huge letters on the bottom-right of the island aren't there in real-life. Thought maybe someone had made them: 'ROB was here.' But sadly not.


POKER FACE -


TAGS: poker nose face hide
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - February 26, 2013, 7:36 pm
So I’m thumbin’ thru the comments, recovering from an evening of alcoholism, and find this…..oh man, oh man, the compilation and the comments have just slayed my funnybone…, just great great stuff, why we’re here, aaaand I somehow think she’s h**!
Sho - March 15, 2012, 8:25 am
jesus christ
AdmiralAckbar - May 23, 2011, 12:59 am
you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters.
Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:04 pm
Holy crap its squidward in an parallel universe.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:43 pm
Something tells me she'd be a freak in the sack.
Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:23 am
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!


THROUGH THE NOSE TEST - yep, that one's funny


TAGS: milk nose
Rating: 4.08/5

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HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.


TAGS: hypnosis look into her eyes juggs asian asian girl
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be d***ed... he's got a point.


CHUCK NORRIS - Can mix volcanoes and lightning storms without even trying.


TAGS: chuck norris volcanoes volcanos storms lightning thunder
Rating: 2.55/5

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Hector - May 18, 2009, 11:10 am
Fear: Chuck Norris had it for Bruce Lee.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:07 pm
SENSE: Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to have some. I hate you, Akyoyo.


GAZUNTITE -




STAY AT HOME -




RECHARGING -




Tuesday -




More Accurate Than CNN -


TAGS: weather prognostication for dummies
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 8, 2014, 8:40 am
Tnx. Will do. That's exactly how my dog went nuts...name was 'Stay'. Come here, Stay!
GaryO - October 8, 2014, 8:27 am
Decent poster. Welcome. Now, just scoot on over to the forum and shop around, then poke yer nose into the Poster Evolution thread. Sit, stay.


MET A WOMAN -


TAGS: can t get her outtamy nose
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2013, 11:44 am
Thanks twill. Cheers
twill1962 - January 30, 2013, 11:00 am
So wrong, but so funny! 5L!
GaryO - January 25, 2013, 7:33 pm
Thanks pard. Keep lookin’ thru these guy’s posters. You’ll bust a gut.
Oiler - January 25, 2013, 7:14 pm
Maybe the best laugh I have had on THIS site. 5L


REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE -


TAGS: nature balance zombie dinosaur future
Rating: 4.64/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 2:33 pm
Hmm, awfully close to one that looks vaguely familiar :) #131999
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah, I was sick that day. Figures.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 8:14 pm
You behind on the times Mr mod? This is for the team motifake challenge.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 8:04 pm
You guys? Who guys? Still, 5L!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 8:54 pm
Very good you guys. 5L


SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.




COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


Walk The Dinosaur -


TAGS: obama walk dinosaur dance
Rating: 2.92/5


TED DANSON - RAAAAUUURGH!!!




WHEN OLD PEOPLE GET NOSTALGIC... - they like to remind us that back in their day, they didn't have fancy things like TV, cell phones... or oxygen




FLEXIBILITY -




CREATION MUSEUM -


TAGS: creation museum dinosaur
Rating: 3.39/5

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Derek - February 8, 2010, 4:26 pm
One day we'll look back at these times and laugh


SECOND PLACE -




MOMS -




AGE OF CHIVALRY -


TAGS: si nos freres assieges gallique tenu le plus longtemps
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 11:58 am
And then we became sore losers. "Where's your dragon now? HUH?!?!"
Sean - May 16, 2010, 1:06 pm
Hey! Is THAT a Loch Ness Monster sh**? Huh? Hmmmm???
Anything - May 16, 2010, 12:58 pm
The absence of the dragon makes it funnier.
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:23 am
Brilliant.


IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY NOSE - seriously is there something there




TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me


TAGS: september challenge that and my nose hair
Rating: 3.1/5

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BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:25 am
My Uncle Hans thought that back hair made a great comb over...
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
Back at ya.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Aggy, PMs. :)
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
It's gone black... and will resurface in your nose and ears.


DINOSAURS - Killing since the Mesozoic Era


TAGS: dinosaurs oil extinction killing
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sean - May 3, 2008, 1:31 am
I don't really like the "since" posters. Cliche by now. But this one is really good. Bye.


OH MY GOD - The Quiznos Beast is back. Nothing can save us now.


TAGS: quiznos freaky rat thing bowler hat
Rating: 2.17/5

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lightquake - December 27, 2009, 12:52 pm
I prefer Quiznos Beast.
Cloudchaser - December 26, 2009, 11:37 pm
They're called spongmonkeys by their creator rathergood.com youtube/user/rathergoodstuff


RULES OF CHINESE OLYMPICS - 1. Media control first 2. Deal with problem later


TAGS: olympic weightlifting weight lifting janos baranyai
Rating: 1.57/5

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NSFW - April 23, 2009, 8:50 am
wait... was this the sack race or something??
The Mighty Fong - August 24, 2008, 9:11 am
Steroids? I see no steroids! ... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain


DOMINOS -




THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.


TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




TABLE MANNERS - T-Rex has none.




DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS -




NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: nostalgia is deja vu in reverse
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
Hey I remember the day I came up with this one. I was miserable that day. Huh. Good times ....
falloutghoul - May 10, 2013, 8:18 am
I'd say this sums it up.
Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:46 am
You're right Forseti - I'm too used to not voting.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
This is beautiful.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:38 am
LOL... Derek praised the pic, but the only vote was 2 lions... didn't you vote? i like it too, 5 from me!
Derek - May 13, 2010, 1:00 am
Really really good


RELIGION -


TAGS: agnostic sorry mpoooo ramrod
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:47 pm
Well Said, well worth 5L


normal -




Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


WAY BACK IN THE DAY - THE KILL Dig in boys while it's still fresh!


TAGS: cats dinosaurs food humor hunters
Rating: 4.3/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:33 pm
Me too! Cats...not so much.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 10:40 pm
Oooh, that is so cute!!! I love plastic dinosaurs ;-)
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 3:12 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - April 30, 2012, 7:42 am
Great Picture.


THIS IS A TEST - This is only a test. BEEEEEEEEE...obey...EEEEEEEEEEE


TAGS: suggestion hypnosis test
Rating: 3.33/5

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Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 7:11 pm
LOL, sorry Tony Pine
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 6:27 pm
Great, now they’re breeding…. Almost got used to twitchy…..but, man, flip speed increasing avatar?!!!!...I can’t afford the meds
Theralgonalafatu - September 3, 2012, 5:44 pm
Thank you!
ughomer - September 3, 2012, 1:57 pm
LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!!


POOPER SCOOPER - City ordnance 435b.1.(c) requires that you clean up after your T-Rex.




CREATION - Crossing lines of time Ignoring species and convention, glamorous juxtaposition


TAGS: dinosaurs and creation
Rating: 3.25/5

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Renza - January 18, 2013, 7:42 am
its ok, we know that learning and thinking are against your religion, we wont hold it against you.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:32 pm
By the way, dinos are nowhere near related to modern reptiles despite the inability of creationist idiots to tell the two apart. We've only known that for over a century.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:31 pm
Egal, I remember the bible telling me about how the flood waters caused the earth to suddenly spin on a titled axis. Makes perfect sense! *rolls eyes* FIRST GRADERS know what actually causes seasons! Try spending 5 seconds to educate yourself, retard!
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:20 pm
Before I get slammed for it cause I`m sure I will, to my understanding winter came after the great flood (lots of different cultures have records of this, not just the bible) which is what would of killed them off, also best method of making fossiles
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sure, take one tiny bone fragment and claim it was an entire species that somehow vanished without a trace. That makes so much more sense than a lack of winter allowing reptiles to grow non-stop over the years, even as little as 20 years would make it big
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:08 am
i want a pet dinosaur too


SOCIAL NETWORK MEMES - Ride the coattails that drive your mind.




EVOLUTION - Dinosaur vs Giant Crocodile Smackdown!! It isn't all about explaining bird beaks!


TAGS: giant crocodiles dinosaurs t rex creationist pussies
Rating: 2.14/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Crikey! That battle's got pay-per-view written all over it.


ALBINOS - They either have no soul or a good sense of humor. I can't figure out which.




THE STATS ON LAWRENCE WELK IS AMAZING -


TAGS: rerun museum hammy dinosaur bones
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 5, 2014, 10:41 pm
Just saw this, love it, 5L!!
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:08 pm
Brilliant, one of the few 5L's I gave this evening
rerun - April 22, 2012, 8:16 am

Having a father & son moment, only to be ruined by the paparizzi. It's tough being famous. That said, 5 ancient L's


WELL WE GOT THAT GOIN FOR US -


TAGS: shutup big nose
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - May 7, 2012, 1:01 am
Badabig! 5L
MilDoc - December 8, 2010, 6:15 pm
Gunga Galunga!
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:31 pm
LOL!!! Suhweet!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: delusional little snot nose crankyhead
Rating: 4.69/5

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pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 5:59 pm
i got the sudden urge to punch that kid now


IMPRESSION - If you want to be remembered after you are gone...leave one.


TAGS: dinosaur tracks mark impression insight
Rating: 4.32/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 5:38 am
really good one to start a working day with. Cheers !
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:40 pm
Thanks so much:)
GaryO - May 22, 2012, 9:14 am
d*** steve, this is excellent


RAPTOR JESUS - Obey him. OBEY HIM!!!




END OF YOUR BOUNDARIES -




CAUDIPTERYX -


TAGS: caudipteryx dinosaur
Rating: 2.65/5

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SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 9:53 pm
well good enough for me. Well done
agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 6:08 pm
Well said, matt28... it flows well on the line. Reads well.
matt28 - April 18, 2010, 6:06 pm
Nothing in particular... it just sounds better than Heaven or Purgatory or Valhalla.
SerpentMaster - April 18, 2010, 2:54 am
what makes you think this creature wnt too Hell?


A CHILD'S IMAGINATION - Is SO much better than yours.


TAGS: dinosaur imagination lazer laser feet cyborg
Rating: 1.68/5

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WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 7:55 am
d***, i wish i would've thought of laser toes,


Chasing The Tail -




nostalgia -




Help! -


TAGS: quote p hamill nostalgia fight
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:27 am
Nooooo...not the slide show...pa-lease...teehee, thanks Greeny!
Greeny - August 9, 2013, 8:18 pm
5 long slide shows of the trip to Jersey


Dinosaur Erotica -




Yes Virginia, there is a dog! -


TAGS: dyslexic agnostic insomniac
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:57 pm
eeh...eeT 5L'd that one!
ughomer - February 13, 2014, 2:02 pm
!!ynnuf eno, 100nomed
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:34 am
Lmao


Dr. Phil Says -




I'm Feeling Old -


TAGS: loading cassette ***e eighties nostalgia
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 19, 2014, 1:47 am
So did my son.


Why I hate TV shows -


TAGS: tv shows series season finale sopranos
Rating: 5/5

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kwill - October 2, 2016, 4:44 pm
The payoff was there for a lot of us. A better question is, Why does 1/2 the audience feel dissatisfied b/c they didn't get to see the character they built-up over 6 seasons die in the end? Naw.


Peru -




breakfast jog -




Endangered Species -


TAGS: dinosaur fighting
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - February 17, 2014, 4:37 am
he be cloned. ahhhh ebonics.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 5:07 pm
Teeth? More like "Don't gum me to death!" I think the large one must be a herbivore.


Scenery -




CONSIDER THE EVIDENCE -




the journey begins tonight -


TAGS: agnostic cosmos tyson
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:34 pm
Dang. And I already used up all my think.
Greeny - March 13, 2014, 4:59 pm
I believe the average non-believer has doubts about being indignant, while the doubters are usually ardent about learning the truth and those who procrastinate most always make promises to get started... which leads me to say, Don't stop - believing. 5L
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:27 pm
Huh...never knew I was considered wise. But smart enough to give you a big 5L on that one...awesome.


Holiday Cheer -


TAGS: christmas eggnog agnostic holiday cheer
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - December 16, 2013, 9:35 pm
You make it easy, Oldy. Raisin’ the glass


Abasement -




MAKIN' BACON -


TAGS: dinosaurs discoveries
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 11:38 am
I'm gonna make a breed of pig that is ALL bacon. $$ here I come! Thanks for the idea fallout teehee.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.
falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:10 am
Faith in Bacon: Enhanced.


Christopher Columbus -


TAGS: columbus sopranos genoa furio
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2014, 9:48 pm

lol from a southern piassano


From waa-a-a-ay back when -




Slot Machines -


TAGS: slot machines gambling casinos no payoff
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah, yes. Them especially.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:44 am
What about US banks?


the 80s called -


TAGS: nostalgia 80s kintz
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:08 pm
A big 5L welcome back!
Greeny - March 30, 2014, 5:21 am
Inspirational! Wait, make that remindatorial!
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:59 am
Uhm, your ex, she seeing anyone right now?
lgvernon - March 29, 2014, 11:52 pm

You are a very, very bad man...I'm so glad you're back.


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